This is a very exact book marker. Simply point arm exactly where you leave off in you amazing book. Now go make that grilled cheese sandwich you were thinking about for the last hour. Come back and you'll know exactly where you left off!

Brainer than the average bear (Small)

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Brainier than the average bear-Small

It's a collapsible pole that is commonly used in public places that connects to other poles to organize human traffic/form lines.

Brainer that the average bear (small)

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Smarter than the average bear (Small)

I do believe this is a wheelchair foot rest for the more aggressive of the nursing home residents. The bar hangs out the side of the wheelchair to catch hold of wheelchairs that attempt illegal passing in the hallway. In ancient Rome, this weaponry was commonly seen on what was known as a "Greek chariot."

Smarter than the average bear--size small