Where is she sending tweets out from, 1991? I can get Tony Danza to mow my grass for 15 bucks- 20 if he doesn't talk.

That was perfect! After along day of summoning eldritch horrors I need to smell my best when I get back to R'Lyeh. Now, where did I leave my Necronomicon e-book?

Not pictured, the vending machine that sells new livers.

Other Soviet arcade games: "Grand Theft Tractor", "Glorious Peoples Invisible Paradise", "March March, Revolution!", and "Bread Line".

Everyone needs to stop whining! The airlines are already flying buses as it is. This is the natural evolution of the corporate profit model. These seats today, standing tommorrow, and then they will be stacking us flat like in slave-ships circa 1800. The sad thing? No matter what- the flights will ALWAYS be full!

You had me at Konami Code ...

This is 18 different types of perfect! If only this were a real flick...

I can walk up stairs. Where's my celebratory video?

Ah, yes- 1985. Q-Bert. Good times.

classic peeping Tom behavior.