Antiphotons will never exist. Or they always have. An antiparticle is just the same particle with the opposite charge on it - a negative charge instead of a positive, or vice versa. Photons (as well as gluons and a few other force-carriers) are electrically neutral. And I'm sure we can agree that -0 is the same as +0, so an antiphoton is the same thing as a photon.

"splitting a proton or a neutron" - it's not quite as simple as that, as quarks cannot exist on their own, but that's perhaps a chat for another day...

Of course it is a manifestation of His Noodly Appendage. Perhaps he was smiting the spindly thing for being a graven image made in imitation of his own perfect shape? No, I think the FSM is more tolerant that that. More like a bit too much tomato sauce and liquor chocolates, given the time of year.

Lakmé: The Flower Duet - also heard in the film The Hunger (1983), when Catherine DeNeuve seduces Susan Sarandon. I'm gay, but that scene takes my breath away, so I can't imagine what it does to straight men! David Bowie also stars, so it's worth checking out.

Spaghetti in trees was a good April fool. It's a shame these days trhey are things which would actually improve humankind. I mean, hohoho, some of the richest men on Earth have done something to benefit humanity - no, not really, only kidding. Hohoho.

Not so funny really.

Vacation by The Go-Go's (August 1982) was the first cassette-single ever to be released.