Yay!

1. Kisai Broke
2. Samurai Umbrella Mini

I vote "Prodigies". Instead of a "Genius bar", you could have a "Prodigy Pub".

Maybe suineg, genius backwards.

BSODs would also be pretty awesome.

Or, hey, just "Windows". "Microsoft Windows: let us give you a clear view into your PC."

ROFLcopter Pilot, please!

NOT STEAM.

NOT STEAMPUNK.

Alright, that ends my steampunk rage. I'll admit, when I was a tween, I was totally a goth. Now I'm into steampunk. I suppose it's kind of true.

I'm terrified of how many accidents this is going to cause.

Am I the only one who is super excited for this, even though I have no idea why?

Are we now doing everything in our power to become a sci-fi movie?

Yeah, no matter how politically involved you are, there's no way to change it.

Just obey and hope they aren't coming for you next. :/

Of course it's Lincoln! He was just a time traveler!

Cathy, adopting instead of buying is a wonderful practice. However, my family purchased our dog from a local pet store owned by a family friend. Were we a little to the north, they'd now be facing closure. They support animal rescues and, in fact, encourage people to check the local shelter/rescue chapter before buying at their OWN store. That said, they are a store. Why should they be penalized for stupid customers?

Ultimately, that's the thing I have issue with here. They're deciding, as a city, to eliminate the wrong part of this equation. If the problem is so great in San Francisco, institute a waiting program or- as someone else suggested- a class. Don't punish responsible, reputable pet stores and their owners for the mistakes of potential buyers!

And, yeah, what the hell is with the fish?

Good intentions? Sure.

Good execution? Uh... nope.

On a worldwide scale, this guy may be on the right track, but the dynamic is way too complex to make a generalized statement.

^^ a *slightly negative impact. Whoops.

I think that, though it has wonderful implications, it'll probably have a negative impact. Just like physical abuse laws have made the line somewhat unclear in disciplining children, this will make it vaguely illegal to jokingly insult someone. I think it'll ultimately do good.

As for the way the article is written: it's pretty shameful that they gloss over the issue with "OMG STOOPID EMOSHUNAL FRENCHIES." Taking things out of context is one thing, but blatantly misconstruing a law meant to protect and aid is entirely another.

Wilson was one of the worst presidents domestically (and diplomatically) and Obama's on the list? Well, apparently you don't have to do much to be a great president.

Next, please.

And, unfortunately, Vlad Tepes/Dracula wasn't even called a vampire until the Western European monarchs decided his tactics were a little too far gone (after they'd supported him against the Turks) and they came up with some blood lust legends. He wasn't even considered a real "vampire" until centuries later.

So sad, poor Vlad.