There's a song by Cuban singer Silvio Rodríguez called "The blue unicorn", in which he says (roughly translated):
"My blue unicorn went missing,
I left it grazing and it disappeared,
I will pay for any information,
etc. etc."
It's a fairly famous song, at least in Spanish-speaking languages, so I'm surprised no one came out with it. Anyway, I find Silvio Rodriguez horribly boring.

Seriously, I can't stomach movies with people ablaze on them, I find them extremely disturbing. In fact, I hate watching any particularly painful death, so I never quite understood how can anyone enjoy watching gore movies.

Besides, there's a "Four men walk into a bar" joke waiting to be told.

One of them had only Coca-Cola, because he had to drive the other threee.

If they raised it in China, would it be a Mao Zedonk?

I'm a big fan of dying off naturally, but I won't be put off if I can go into my deathbed walking with my own legs, supported by my own not-so-frail bones. I'll love bunnies even more if they are helping make my final years less miserable.

Recently I saw a fountain in Montevideo, Uruguay, where couples attach padlocks with the same intention too.
By the way, Ponte Milvio is where Constantine defeated Maxentius after (according to legend) seeing a big Cross in the sky. I didn't know it still existed!

How much time until an idiotic viral for a movie appears, with a guy discovering an ancient something in his cellar?

Whoa! Is it a coincidence that today's (actually, the same day as this post's) Peanuts strip says just the same as this post's title?
http://comics.com/peanuts/2010-04-08/

Best. Clock. Ever.

Someone should tell the Cattorney General about this!

Very good and instructive article!

Great! I hope top hats and giant peanut costumes now come into fashion too :D.

Maybe they are secretly roadtesting hydrogen-based limos :P

I'm not saying pot, mushrooms and whatnot should be illegal, but I'm not throwing a party because they become legal. Neither I'm opposed to the medical use of any substance, Heavens forbid. I just find the whole "getting high" business utterly idiotic. Czechs can now legally get high? Big deal.