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2.35 just outside Baltimore.

Isn't it amazing (she said sarcastically) how gas prices drop just before an election that republicans want to win? Or for that matter, how they dropped just after 9/11?
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"...the clown head appears as if from nowhere from the top of the silo and peer down to the traffic..."

Sweet Chicken, a giant clown head appearing as if from nowhere. How many traffic accidents there since?
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I doubt this will even be a contender, but...

...anyone who has ever watched InuYasha knows that the shopped-in staff is an exact replica of that of a Buddhist "h?shi", specifically Miroku. So my caption is the line he always says: "Would you consider bearing my child?"
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My "awareness of bicyclists" stems from the following:

1. They run red lights and stop signs all the time

2. They ride in the middle of the road instead of their lane

3. They will swerve into traffic at the exact time I am attempting to pass them

4. They are somehow under the impression that, because these are rural roads, that no one has to use them to...oh...get to work or something. So we have all friggin' day to follow behind them riding six across (which is illegal here).

A vest with a speedometer in it is not going to change my "awareness of bicyclists". Though a "portable hole" would help.
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If you slather a kid's head with mayonnaise and put a shower cap on it for an hour, insecticide-resistant lice suffocate just as easily as the regular lice.

Plus the kid smells tangy for a couple days after.
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Dogs yawn because it's a pack behavior that relieves anxiety. Since you're part of their pack, if you yawn, they will also yawn...but not because it's contagious, they're telling you to calm down.

Perhaps humans did it for the same reason once, long ago, and the visceral memory remains.
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