Here's a wacky thought: How about a watch that looks, let's say, like a CLOCK? With hands and numbers?

But who the hell is that supposed to be on the cover?

Shatner as drawn by a Campbellian?

...and temper Bobo's choice with something along the lines of "Separation of Church and State is an absolute necessity, never to be tampered with."

And if the Easter Bunny also puts baking soda in your basket, you can make a fun holiday volcano!

And they're tasty too!

Barry: The statehood of DC is held back by the Constitution, which designates that the Nation's Capitol be independent from all states.

As far as the "Team" sport of Maryland is concerned, we wouldn't have had to worry about that crap if the whiny babies from the Hopkins lacrosse team hadn't sprayed lobby juice all over the legislature. Lacrosse isn't even a sport...it's a GAME that was created in freaking VIRGINIA, and doesn't even have a true connection to Maryland at all!

Po Folks was delicious and cheap. We used to get the fried chicken on Sundays. I wondered what happened to take them out; now I know (and knowing is half the battle).

Pfft. In the final clause of the will she gives her executor permission to override all previous clauses. Instead of having her thumbs detached and sent to unsuspecting humans, they should be jammed up her ass.

She's a famewhore, PETA encourages other famewhores to join, and does absolutely nothing for animal welfare.

This didn't even deserve the time I took to read it or write the comment.

@graymccarty -- when affixing a horseshoe, you hold a horse's foot between your knees.

...because nothing benefits more from HD than 2-dimensional animation?

It can't transform because the Real Bumblebee is a VW. So there.

This had better not be the next TLC reality show. The backlash from this would kill all the others...wait. Maybe that's not so bad.

Or maybe...maybe a blended reality show. Let's get this woman and all her kids adopted by those awful Duggars!

Course they might not do it, as her Dad seems to be Iraqi.

Does anyone have a link to the video where it was proven that all popular songs derive from the Pachelbel Canon in D?

Holy water?

Not real Marines...no name tags.