David Sedaris has the best story on Christmas in the Netherlands. It explains it.. too well. It's called "6-12 Black Men." It has become a new tradition to read that on Christmas. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
It's for drawing goal/boundary lines on a field / pitch. Idiot Proof in Large, please. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"That's it baby. Sniff your tail. Yesss! Oh my, yes. You are all alone, honey. Sniff it!" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Segway 2.0! Now with additional natural gas powered attachments. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
The last sound Frank the Penguin ever heard was 'Ah..aah..aachoo' The rest was darkness. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Growing up in Florida, we had Nowhere (as in middle of) and Two Egg. My favorite still is Yeehaw Junction. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
It's my favorite time of the year! When you the apes are plucked fresh from the garden. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
One of the rare photos of the rebel leader "El Donkey" surrounded by his personal bodyguards. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
When Catwoman left THIS on his doorstep, Bruce Wayne knew that one item in his utility belt had failed. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
("burp")
surrounded by his personal bodyguards.