Did you just rip that Aperture Science module that we don't know what it does off of that Aperture Science arctic observation ski-bot? I hope you know what you're doing. Also, you're not a bear and you were adopted by penguins.

"Less pronounced, but still significant in many cases, was an increased propensity for those with higher incidence of body art to cheat on college work, binge drink and report having had multiple sex partners over the course of their lifetime."

That's because people with lots of tattoos are DANGEROUS AND COOL. Duh.