I suspect that if the first 1,500 bullets did not do the job, one more will not matter.

I am amused that the author did not ask men what they thought. Once again we see that women adjust their appearance for the social acceptance of other women.

Sounds like an experiment that my brother did when he was ten. He put every food he like into a bowl and mixed it up. A nasty glop is all he got.

Stunningly neat! Thank-you. Thank-you. Thank-you.

What artistry! Want to know how to deliver a joke? His later work covers just about every way. A writer's dream. A director's savior.

The top ten "problems" includes goosebumps and hiccoughs.

The typical amount of solar energy that hits a square meter of the Earth's surface in a day is 5 kWH. A typical US home uses 25 kWH per day. Home owners might someday be able to use solar power for a majority of their energy. Apartment dwellers and industry will always need some sort of generation/distribution combination.

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Hey, emiiiiiiil, (did I get the right number of 'I's?) if you want to troll on Neatorama, you will have to step up your game. I the inappropriate (but less pornographic) insult thing on Miss C's home site a year ago. It worked then, but the crowd is now too hip for that shit these days. Better luck next time.

That is not how to walk on glass! Break a large amount of glass windows and bottles. Throw away any bottle neck pieces. Put all of it in a burlap bag. Tumble the bag in a laundromat drier. (You do not want to ruin your own, do you?) Keep tumbling until there are no more sharp edges.

Hero was so far ahead of his time that I have long suspected he was a time traveler.

I did exactly the same thing 35 years ago for a physics class. The professor was off at NASA doing something that made him extra money. The stand-in TA was unprepared to teach. I skipped class, read the text book, turned in the practice assignments and studied the previous tests.

I aced the class and still understand the subject matter. No one was cheated. Not the college. Not my fellow students. Well, maybe I was cheated since the professor I paid to study under did not show up for a single class.

Einstein "won" big twice in his life and from then on acted as if his opinion of science was as important as rigorous mathematics.

Emerson described the instinct for self-trust as "that science-baffling star, without parallax, without calculable elements." This very humorous article lacks the appreciation of parallax both figuratively and literally.

This is why no one cares about your liberal arts degree.

Did anyone else close the link after the second commercial started?