I think that's a Thanksgiving Turd-key, not a Turkey. :)

Judging by the shirts of the diners, the plates don't do a very good job of keeping food on the table.

I learned the rhyme a little different:

I before I, when sounded as 'e', except after 'c'

It's worked well for me over the years since I went to school

You know, if I were made to sit in that chair I'd have something to say about it, too.

It's completely obvious to me. Think about it.

This is Pink Floyd you're talking about it.

Whoever started this had to also be smoking some questionable substances at the time. The whole world is one big coincidence if you're too stoned to think straight.

> I spent way too much time playing with this!

You mean you wasted 30 seconds of your life, too?