anyone who invests in the status quo is a control freak psychopath and probably a narcissist although that last part i'm making up. control freaks need things to not evolve, especially if they can stop evolution by brute force. that way they can keep a tidy little world view in their mind and try to make everyone think their limited little world is the ONLY world view.

i thought losing these skills was something women were intentionally trying to do. how to explain all the shoulder-pads that are now in land-fills from the 1980's? how else do you explain http://goo.gl/0rqJp (Microwave for One)

I live next to a high school in San Francisco. I actually thought 'hella' started around Oakland not southern cali. Whatever though my point is that these kids aren't allowed to say 'hella' when teachers are trying to call them in to avoid being tardy. That's when I hear things like "I ate HECKA ice cream last nite."

Dude, America. I thought we were trying to get less stupid.

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I feel as though I must introduce Neato readers to the Brat-Saus-Ner.

http://martinibomb.wordpress.com/2009/05/25/making-of-the-brat-saus-ner/

It is a hot dog inside a sausage inside a bratwurst held together with bacon and deep fried. It also has cream cheese as a caulking agent. what a way to die, no?

difficult to look at. cool experiment, but i agree it's a mixed message for a marketing campaign

because the butter will make them happy and no longer want to commit suicide. i see the logic. well done, inventors of chess

Wow I didn't think that it was profitable. I do coffee cup drawings during long ... loooong boring meetings at werk: http://moourl.com/mdl6o
yay art, and death to boredom.

oscar, please visit the white house and congress. also, go to mel gibson's house. then bill o'reilly's. i can give you my landlord's address too if that's cool