killjoy |?kil?joi|
noun
a person who deliberately spoils the enjoyment of others through resentful or overly sober behavior.

Rabies!

This is awesome. Just think of the hours of fun you and your friends can have seeing who can make the loudest noise without making the cats fall over.

@ Splint Chesthair

Not only dogs, according to the description it's two tone;
so also Ska and Reggae fans.

Link in case it needs an explanation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Tone

From the linked article:

"Austin Horries Purifoy, 19, is headed into the U.S. Army, which is aware of the charges, said 3rd Judicial District Attorney prosecutor Michael Heitz."

Don't think he knows what he is letting himself in for!

@Morris
This would be like thinking the 70's hit "My Dingaling" and "Christmas Balls" has no hidden joke.

I managed to listen to My Boy Lollipop by Millie Small for nearly 30 years before a friend told me that it might have oral connotations.
I found this link to an excellent article about hidden meanings in songs and film.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2008/jul/12/popandrock.film

It opened my eyes to the true meaning of Dirty Sanchez and Donkey Punch.

@lulu
"Why is it ''questionable"?"

Well it's illegal in more countries than it's legal. It kills a small percentage of people that is is used on (Very, very small, 1 or 2 a year in USA but still some fatalities).

The link is for a classy website called Self Defense Products.
As well as the Tasers (sadly out of stock), police expandable batons, lock-picks and handcuffs they also sell such essential self defense products as swords, crossbows, throwing axes and Sony alarm clock radios containing hidden video cameras and recorders - the perfect Christmas present for enjoying your friends sex lives.
Now thats what I call Neato.

It also looks like someone has been nibbling one of them.

"maybe it's because i'm not 12 years old but when i see the words "glo balls" i don't instantly think of testicles."

It might be because there are two of them on the packet, with a rampant fist thrusting into the air from between them and the description "CREAMY FILLING" printed next to them.

Logan's Run is one of the few films to actually need a remake as the 1976 film now looks very dated. I hope this happens after Brian Singers attempt to murder the project by making a bobbins Superman film nearly derailed production.
Wikipedia says Alex Garland is currently writing the screenplay but they also say that the film version of Halo is being released in 2012 so what do they know. Also Sunshine is one of the greatest Sci-Fi films ever made except for the completely awful ending, but he did write 28 Days Later.

Art produces ugly things, which frequently become more beautiful with time. Fashion, on the other hand, produces beautiful things, which always become ugly with time.

- Jean Clockteau

Ahh, fond memories of listening to Annie Nightingales Request Show on Radio 1 Sunday evenings after the top 40. Usually whilst rattling off last minute homework or having a bath.
I think this and a song about fish heads were the most requested songs.
To me it is musical genius. A true classic.

The first series of Heroes was good because the plot was stolen from the graphic novel Watchmen by Alan Moore. He was the best writer not working on the team.

I hated what happened to X-Files.
If Mulder left and was replaced with the real Terminator 2 it might have been interesting.
Also after 9 years of cases involving aliens, psychics, scary monsters and a man who could squeeze through an opening as small as a butthole - Scully still didn't believe?WTF!!!

I've seen this before. The answer is:
Plane tickets, ibuprofen, tiny dog, mittens, driving licence, contact lenses, umbrella, rubber band, false teeth, dog biscuits, directions, a balaclava and some Rawlplugs.
The answer came to me whilst I was experiencing a slight mania.