I've always been annoyed by sites that insist on having numbers in the password. It seems to me that by insisting that at least one character be a number, you're just about giving away one character of your password.
I don't remember exactly where I found it, but I once came across a W-2 form from sometime in the 60s. The employer was Allen Funt Enterprises and the person it was made out to was Mickey Mantle.
This, for a telemarketing firm. I think I said green, for no particular reason, and spouted some BS about why. I needed a job badly.
As for what a priest would say about me, I'm pretty sure it'd be "Who?"