Those types of guns can only be used for one thing: To kill other people (like, oh I don't know, State Congresspeople?). I love Neatorama, but if I ever see an article glorifying assassination weapons again, I will never come back here.

That is the most pathetic line of fat losers I've ever seen. There's no Russel Brand in that line, no young Mick or David Bowie. Am I the only good looking computer dude in existence? You know what they need? Cocaine. It does wonders for the that computer gut and plus!: the chicks dig it (not Miss Cellania types of course).

I've experience this frustrating phenomenon, and I've read about in numerous press outlets. The one thing that I haven't seen addressed is the question of: why now? Bedbugs have been here all along, but what accounts for this sudden insurgency? The weather? Evolution? The economy? There has to be a reason why this is happening now rather than 10 or 20 years ago.

Whether or not he is a good dancer (which I think is totally subjective), I think it is refreshing to see a cop that is more like one of the people, as opposed to the overly-serious, arrogant, power-drunk, condescending forces we have to deal with here (eg, New Jersey State Troopers). Really, I think it would make me want to respect the law more than rebel against it.

I was overweight for like 15 years. I wasn't that upset about it and thought that my love for food was virtually insurmountable. But now I'm quite svelte and fall within my "ideal weight". My method? I got hooked on cocaine for a year. It does the trick, believe me. I wouldn't recommend it, because some people can't stop. But I stopped years ago and never put the weight back on. My stomach shrunk, or something, and I never had that voracious appetite again. Just an interesting side note--I'm not saying it's a feasible option.