This article is either:

Fake/ a joke
or
the "Emeritus Professor Sam Shuster" is a closeted gay man.
No other possibilities

what a waste of time

Stupid is as stupid does...and he does look the part.

He deserves his extra scrapes/bruises. Maybe he'll learn not to steal from people.

Chinese mothers are hot.

I'm scratching my head...did someone (apparently bijijoo) actually spend many many hours painting these pointless ham pics? Apparently so.
No one cares. It's a freak show. I guess all our worlds problems are solved if so much energy can be devoted to this.
I don't mean to be a killjoy, but come-on. WTF. Get in touch. Use your energy in a more productive way.
Am I right or am I wrong?
Bill