As the inventor of the game himself once said, "Random chance plays a huge part in everyone's life." So I'll follow the call to adventure and take a chance by traversing through the labyrinth of Neatorama's Dungeon in search of the foretold treasure. All the while avoiding the exploding caltrops and insect swarms, battling the zombies, slaying the troll and finally confronting the Dragon... and saying, this would be an entirely impish and thought-provoking gift for the Dungeon Master in my life. After all, when you see that smirk and then the barest hint of that evil smile from behind the DM's screen... you just know bad things are going to happen. What could be a more perfect gift then the means in which to decide the character's fate? Battle torn and weary I'll press on, casting magic missile as my last defense and saying... Game on.
So I'll follow the call to adventure and take a chance by traversing through the labyrinth of Neatorama's Dungeon in search of the foretold treasure. All the while avoiding the exploding caltrops and insect swarms, battling the zombies, slaying the troll and finally confronting the Dragon... and saying, this would be an entirely impish and thought-provoking gift for the Dungeon Master in my life.
After all, when you see that smirk and then the barest hint of that evil smile from behind the DM's screen... you just know bad things are going to happen. What could be a more perfect gift then the means in which to decide the character's fate?
Battle torn and weary I'll press on, casting magic missile as my last defense and saying... Game on.