Hey... lay off Detroit. Them people is living in Mad Max times.

The scouts have become just another Christian youth group. People aren't upset at this because they necessarily oppose Christian youth groups, but because Scouting is increasingly losing its more universal legacy.

Perhaps more interesting is the similar study that showed human beings may have already maxed out their potential to throw a baseball--with the handful of players who have touched 103/104 mph on the radar gun having scraped the upper limits of even theoretical human ability.

Why? The link below explains it better, but the gist of it is that past a certain point, adding muscle and force doesn't help at all; it's the limits of tendons and ligaments that make for the upper limit.

http://www.slate.com/id/2116402/

I actually happen to have the track listing and am proud to reveal it right here on Crappity:
I actually have the track listing and am pleased to share it with my fellow Neatorama readers:

Jimi Hendrix - Valleys of Neptune
1. Check. Check One. Check Two.
2. Hey Freddy--Is the Tape Rolling?
3. Just Let Me Tune Here for a Second
4. Of Course I'm not Taping, Baby, Now Let's Get You Out of Those Clothes
5. I'd Like One Large Pepperoni and Two Bottles of Pop
6. Damn, I Broke A String
7. I'm Not Home Right Now, But You Can Leave a Message After the Beep/Hey These New Answering Machine Things Are Groovy
8. Dude, I Thought You'd Never Get Here with That Quarter Ounce
9. Grave Robbers (feat. Tupac Shakur)

Romania did the same thing, squared, in 2005, converting their currency at a rate of 10,000 to 1.

So the first-time screenwriter's first choice for director of his teen comedy was Stanley Kubrick? Hrm.

On a similar note, my first choice for a prom date was Paulina Porizkova. She was unavailable.

So, um, what's the worst thing that could happen if this *is* a hoax... a guy fighting in Iraq gets an iPod?

I'm not seeing a downside either way.