I know this is wrong... but this gives credence to the phrase "go fuck yourself."

Not a bad Idea, reminds me of what I do with Thanksgiving leftovers, put everything on a sandwich.

I don't get it, just show up 15 minutes late to film. Works for me.

That fat lil shit should have been left behind, yeah I understand it was stand by, but when you are already in the seat with a paid for ticket versus a pudgy little gremlin that couldn't put down the fork, there something wrong with this picture. Does that fat fuck get two meals too, I mean since he has two seats? Also are you sure that there wasn't a dog crate to stick him in? Obesity is not an illness, people who pamper these people are the real sickness.

I'd just put a newspaper on the ground and sit on that. Who would pay to sit for 2 minutes? Also I love how the alarm beeps for three seconds and the torture begins. It's only one step away from having to pay to stand.