It's a neat article but the words used must (or I hope were) written by someone who doesn't have a baby. I always tend to get a bit offended when a guy (or person...some girls out there are very strange) can't call female parts by their proper terms. Especially when talking about babies and pregnancy. Just reread the stitches bit and you'll get what I mean.

I was there! Scary stuff. I thought of The Mist too when I saw the cloud gather.