It's a USB powered perpetuum mobile setup, doing absolutely nothing.

That's what I thought. http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/object/143/14317980/inspector-clouseau_pictureboxart_160w.jpg

I agree on the grey space at the top. Text size and picture sizes are OK.

I think the (number of) categories are OK. I sometimes use it to find an old posting. Like Flux I don't use browse by date or by tag feature. I wonder where the social media buttons are.

Subtle use of some color accents would make the front page even more Neat.

Who got hit by the falling pieces?

Perfect for cattle-like branding on small pets.

My velcro fastening says "I'm too stupid for shoelaces". It works all the time.

What a perfect waste of talent.

Tracking number anyone?

Reminds me of the French animation series "Minuscule". This YouTube user posted some episodes:
http://www.youtube.com/user/bentekr

Steve @ TheSneeze tried number 8, Huitlacoche. You can read his review here: http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000344.php

Looks like a bottle opener to me. Even if it isn't, that's what I would use it for.

They are used to open a vault with.