As someone who has been a person of faith my entire life: Potlucks, full stop. Religious functions inevitably include massive amounts of delicious food just packed with calories. All the local church folk compete to see who can craft the tastiest, most fattening dish.

They do in my part of the American South, anyway.

This is a crazy coincidence! I have a bunch of family members born in February, but none of us share the same date. We're scattered all over the month.

B.M.- not only is your math wrong, but having children early doesn't equal having a lot of children. My aunt was married at 15, had two children before she turned 20... and that was it. She was done. Both of her kids reproduced young as well - one of them had only one child, and the other had only two.

I can lock my fingertips at the first knuckle; dislocate and relocate both wrists and both thumbs at will; and do several of the tongue tricks. I can also do both of the pinky tricks #42 Eric mentioned.