HAHAHA! Britain hates change and its inhabitants have bad teeth! Oh my god, that's so funny! It's funny because it's true - or at least because it's something I've heard repeated often enough that I believe it's true even though it's probably just the result of the proliferation of ignorant and ill-informed racial slurs. You should do a series of articles about different countries and how they can be typified by lazy stereotyping! That would be hilarious!
"Just as their taller friends have evolved to get to the higher branches of green in a barren landscape". A common evolutionary misconception. No animal evolves in order to help itself, eg the giraffe's genes did not 'decide' to alter to reach trees, rather the genes altered and this proved beneficial, therefore they were passed on to the animal's offspring.