Ha ha, alyssag721
hopefully your partners breath wont smell of dog food and its own balls so you must be happy about that.
congrats

It`s marketing, and for 20k she got value for money.
Still completely pointless though.

Awesome, but clearly not for wheelchair users. shame.

Actually, it was the subspecies which lived up till the 17th century, they were unfortunately wiped out due to the need for the first settlers to maintain manicured `English` gardens. Attracted by the perfectly laid and cut grass in front of the new European style houses, this species became dependent on lawns. Unfortunately the owners were not going to allow these majestic birds to feast upon their gardens without retribution of the worst kind.... Thus, the sad demise of the wonderful, yet defenseless lawn moa came about.

Baby rattles - but only when you give him a shake

A tip for gardeners out there...use ginger hair to grow carrots.

You know what i would really like to see?

A whole `case mod` using an appropriately sized rodent - The Capybara. Or maybe a PDA Guinea Pig?
CellPhone Squirrel?

Ok, I am stopping now....

I assure you that even if I had the cr*p beaten out of me, if i could stop an attack such as this I would. (My reactions in emergency situations have been tried and tested thanks)
However, I am no idiot and as other commentators have said, why not shout at a distance - scare the **** away, for they must be a coward of sorts.
In life sometimes you have to take that step into the unknown. What if its your wife/sister etc...

That all said, can we have more posts of kittens and things now. I come here to escape the nasty stuff in the world.

Oh, but if they catch the guy, let us know.

The guy in the hat really looks like me. But I have blue eyes. And a striped beanie. And no fluff on my chin. My GF thinks this too. As for the rest of the tats, I spy a Sinead O`Connor.

Turn his head upside down and he could have a great career guarding Buckingham Palace.

Less is More.

Can do without so much of the Q.

Plan weeks/months even ahead for Milford. Typically I just turned up and there is no chance to walk it. Instead I chose to canoe and camp up Doubtfull Sound (so called because captain cook thought it was doubtfull they could land). The dramatic surroundings are just overwhelmingly cool there. We could hear Kiwi`s through the night while attacked my a gizillion bugs :-)

"space ice" or as it is otherwise known, frozen toilet water flushed out an airplane... mmmm urine bagels yum!

This is England...no three strikes and your out. 99% chance he will not go to jail as such a minor offence, so he can try his luck again.