Not to get picky but..."human PUCK"?

The thing that's thrown down the ice is called a rock or stone and sometimes, but rarely, a pancake.

Up here, in Canada, a puck is shot with a "twig" at a net. Different games entirely.

Yonge Street, which begins at the edge of Lake Ontario in Toronto and continues to Rainy River Ontario, is more than twice the length at 1,178 miles ( 1,896 km)

Parasites can't function without a host. The chair is a parasite because it needs a wall (host) to function. Since it is a parasite and since it has found a host it will function; one will not fall.

This is nothing new. It's been known since the late 70's that pet ownership (cats and dogs) has a " powerful influence on long-term survival of heart patients released from coronary care units".

In the first statistically valid study of its kind ( by Dr. James Lynch and Dr. Aaron Katcher of Johns Hopkins) 4 times as many non pet owners had died with in the first year compared with those with pets.

Follow up studies done by the pair in the 80's demonstrated that interaction with pets - even watching fish in an aquarium- significantly lowered blood pressures and had " a truly profound effect on our hearts and blood vessels"

It's a divining rod for witching water

It's a Chinese fire drill !... or rather it holds 3 fire extinguishers for when it's not a drill.