I'm surprised he didn't name it IZAN...hold mirror to the word.

No, you can't have it poop on your head you freak. It will kill you...

Hon, do you want your granite scambled or over easy?

What came first? The mountain or the egg?

Lube the use young Jedi, the earthquake suppository deeper penetrates it does...

Yes Frau, that could be very well possible but I still prefer watches that tell time instead of mental gymnastics to impress drunker people at the bar. Besides, the crop below the chin is too high up on the lip. Man creatures abhorr it that close and it catches all weird sort of food debris..not really impressing the date that much...

I'm just curious about that early 1970's LED watch he's wearing in the pic...shopped and poorly, I might add...me doth thinks so...