You say zombies aren't real, but the truth is that they do exist, just not in human form. There are many examples in the animal kingdom where a parasitic worm or fungus "zombifies" the host organism, completely taking over the hosts actions, usually with the motive of making more copies of the parasite. Dawkins talks about this a bunch in his concept of the extended phenotype.
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