"Now ladies and gentlemen, we ask you to keep quiet as we watch and observe this sleeping mammal thriving in its natural habitat. As you see, the gentle pull and rocking of this subway train is the ideal environment from a peaceful nap against its natural enemies.

And now we wait, as the train stops to see what its next move will be. Oh wait! It awakes! Its dangerous and its angry! Ladies and gentlemen I ask that you quickly and calmly exit the premises! Run!!!!"

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