Or rather the statue did pass the test.

Of Alan Turing, no less.

I've had it with these monkey fighting penguins on this Monday to Friday plane!

Nostalgia overload! I think I'm going to pass out.

So next time you're in San Francisco looking for a prostitute, head for the very tall hill.

This will be in my nightmares.

10% of people were not sired by the person they believe is their father?

Consider this: on average, 90% of unsourced statistics are made up.

Pi's decimal representation is infinitely long.

All we're doing here is benchmarking cluster performance and giving autistic savants new things to memorize.

I'm curious who felt the need to redact the TLD from their email address. And also what good they thought it would do.

bogeys@netscape.bacon?

That is their standard warning for sites that have malware; they briefly let loose a bug that had it coming up on every result. The inconsistent experience between users probably means that only some datacenters were affected.

100%. My take on the water question was that future examinations could fail to reveal any chemical composition. Maybe someone slathered pickle relish on my microscope. Everything else was pretty straightforward, if you grok the premise of shutting out common sense.