It's very, very fake, but cute.

That shirt doesn't really work for me. The saying I've always heard was, "If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times". So the N/N+1 thing doesn't really fit.

But maybe the saying is different for other people? I've never heard anyone say "If I've told you once, I've told you twice", or "If I've told you 5 times, I've told you 6 times"...

Eh...it's probably just me. :)

"They found one of these in a sewer in North Carolina, and everybody freaks out. This one feels ripe. Hand me the spoon."

Threepio! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!

"Places, places! Ok, everybody, let's make this our best showing of Death of a Salescreature yet!"

Boy, I could sure go for something, eggs, sausage and something. But what?

"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, SPAM SPAAAAAAM, Wonderful Spam!"

"Would you like to have a larger penis in 30 da--"