Not to be confused with the manhood catcher.

Humans eat this synthetic chemical crap? They pay for it too?

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There is a much more larger biological life form that makes for a good copper-top.

I hope the irony is not lost. Jim Delligatti appearing obese and in a wheelchair scooter.

uh oh... Nature Always Finds A Way.

I'm a bit bummed. I thought I was going to learn 5 things about Mad magazine's Alfred. :(

I think the real question here is how many is one too many? I don't think you can have enough Julie Roberts.

When did AOL open the flood gates to the internet for their users? You find that date, and I'm sure it corresponds to the downfall of civility and courtesy.

I think most fail at weigh loss because they really don't know what to do. I need to to be told how to exercise. I need to follow a meal plan and know how to avoid foods that will kasbash the whole effort. We are lied to by the food industry that just likes to slap the diet craze meme of the moment on their packaging. Others like to peddle the magic pill solution and many fall for that. That's why a program like P90x really works. No magic. Just hard work and clean eating that this idiot was able to follow and lose 50 lbs. Glad to help those that are interested: www.goferboy.com

They don't know how to use the 3 shells?!! HAHA

Second alternative is to buy a High Tech Jap Toilet: http://larve.net/people/hugo/pictures/2001/05/06/jp_toilet

Heated Seat with heated high pressure water and then a nice air dry system to leave the bum clean.

Leave it to the japs to keep thinking of better solutions while we work on the next generation 5 layer lotion safe for a bear's bum TP.

Oberon SS Silver would be swell

erikerikerikerik has it right. Parents, regardless of the child's condition, must know how to prepare and deal with a know problem. If not, then sorry, bye bye.

I have a wife that gets anxiety attacks. I have to call the airline to work with them on seating arrangements and special requests. If my wife wigs out, then we miss the flight. Folks need to think about the other 100 people on the flight that mind the rules.

um, please tell me they left out the "after" pictures, and those were all the "before".

Just a clarification on Cincinnati Style Chili. And I am sorry, I'm a bit of a Cincinnati Sytle Chili Nazi....so much that my work makes refuse to go with me to Skyline because I critize their eating habits. I mean, it's just wrong to stab the fork in the middle and twist like normal Spagetti. It's borderline sacrilegious in Cincinnati.

And Gail did a good job explaining Cincinnati Memes, she just went old school on Chili Spaggetti. Which is NOT the same thing as Cincinnati Style Chili. The image you included next to Gail's text is Cincinnati Style Chili, a 3-way to be exact. Gail's Chile Spaggetti contraption can be found here: http://www.frischs.com/menu/img/dinners.april06.jpg
Yeah, it taste as bland as it looks. So PLEASE, if you come to Cincinnati, ask for the Cincinnati Style Chili, not the Chili Spaggetti. You will thanks me for this. Not now...but some day.

Yeah, but will it allow you to type on your ass?

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