I honestly don't think we're reading deeply enough into this article. It's a PARODY, guys. Dana Vachon is making fun of people who read TOO deeply into things, and try to find meaning where there isn't. If you bothered to read more than the excerpt Neatorama provided, you'd realize this.
...Unless she's actually serious about this whole thing. Then I'm a little bit frightened.
...Unless she's actually serious about this whole thing. Then I'm a little bit frightened.