Ummm... What? Do I have something in my teeth?

I know its not a movie, but the Honda Accord "Cog" commercial is my personal favorite.

Did anyone else read the Phoenix New Times article about this guy? Not that they're the best source, but he's been up to his eyeballs in financial problems for a long time. Apparently (as I recall) he didn't pay back bookies in Las Vegas, was arrested, and stole money from his father. Then he began one or two other companies which ended in failure or bankruptcy before founding his Lifelock business. Their main center of operations was just down the street from where I used to work. I even gave a ride to a woman going there for an interview, but she had never heard of any of these things before meeting with them. You'd have to look at what their actual services are before signing up for their services, because they can only do so much.

I thought that L.A. was now the second worst city as far as air pollution goes.

Reading the intro to the article my mind couldn't help but jump to conclusions. It came up with: "So, the biologists at the California Academy of Sciences made him a penguin toupé" Although some of the side effects seem common to humans, I've never heard of a rug helping grow back hair.

What can I do? I can wiggle either ear independently of the other and hold them in the upright position for undetermined ammounts of time, do the 6 and 8 with no problem, touch tongue to elbow, do the one eyebrow thing (needs more work), and a few others. One of my specialties, however, is the arm bent from shoulder up around the head in front to touch the ear of the same side as the arm. I'm not sure I'm describing it clearly enough, but it certainly freaks people out to see it. That and the hands connected behind the back brought around front again while not letting go of each other.

Ha! Olívia Palito would mean Olivia Toothpick in Portuguése.