"I kept your eggs nice and warm while you were out on your morning swim. Now, where'd I put them, and what's all this gunk on my backside?"

1 minute, 13 seconds. Is that long enough to find religion?

Looks like I'm the only person here (besides my wife, but she's not here) who thought that it stunk. I watched the first 20-25 minutes of it -- not counting commercials -- and had to turn it off.

I'm not one to shy away from the suspension of belief when it allows me to enjoy a show ("24", "X Files", etc.) but this was beyond ridiculous. Bad, bad stuff. And full of "right wing" messages and attitudes -- pro-torture, pro-surveillance, etc.

I *might* give it another chance in the future, but it's not likely...

Ah. Finally finished #25. 24 was by far the hardest. Very fun!

More proof that too much Pepsi can stunt your growth...

9/9 -- 100%

Wow! Figures that it's a Simpsons quiz when I finally score my first 100% on one of these quizzes.

Feh, I'm proud anyway...

Hmmm... Just like her former employee Brandy Britton met her demise... Nothing to see here, folks. Move along, move along.

Bwahahaha! Wiener poopie! You couldn't make this stuff up. I think I need to change my username to "wiener poopie" now...

It's an IUD gone wrong.

"Metrics" (in respect to reporting on status) and "proactive" (redundant much?) are the ones that I'm sick of.

It's a fuse that needs to be placed in a difficult-to-reach location in an electronic device. The "tweezers" are to help with the fuse's placement.

Kitten wins!

Not to mention the chemicals from the film itself -- there's gotta be residue from that...

Wow... It's been a while since I heard the Meko disco version of the Star Wars theme. First 45 I ever bought!

Even if his forte doesn't lie in practicing what he's preaching, I think that he deserves the prize for simply elevating the issue of climate change to the national consciousness.

It's also "Nobel" that he's donating all of his award money to the IPCC. (Sorry for the pun...)