It's a thetan harvester that the evil Lord Xenu used when he needed a snack. It's a powerful tool and it's said that whomever holds it wields the power of lost thetans. Thought to have been lost in time, recent pictures of it surfaced in the hands of Harold Camping when making his end of world predictions.

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It's the Medieval version of toilet paper. Or a torture tool used for the Spanish Inquisition. Science T L