I'm sorry, but that's just awful. I need to take some Tylenol now...

My favorite is the last... where the dad has to get two so that the panda lets him pass.

Who knew a panda could be a mob boss?

Too cool!

I wish I could be a Jed I Knight.

It's still a cute story.

The protection is cool--but I think the wallet is cooler. I'm going to check it out...

Oh, for God's sake, WHY!?!

Man's best friend doesn't deserve this.

The guy has it all wrong. Men pay (in droves) for women to BE THERE when they party. Without the ladies' night, ladies don't come.

Intriguing. I had no idea.

That was laugh out loud hilarious!

I have the coffee shop stalker to deal with... unfortunately.

Great stuff! What an entertaining find!

Makes me think of the hubby and his resistance to written directions.

But we did work on fixing it.

Makes me think of the Great Lakes. In the late '70s, they were practically sludge... but concerted effort has re-shaped them to be like they once were.

I only hope we can do that with the rest of the world we've messed with.

I think it's awesome!

Willy Wonka is my favorite, although I do love Doc from BTTF too...

Wow! Not the type of thing you lay down on the floor, though. Gorgeous stuff, that.

So cute! Now I want to make one of my own. I'll put it on my long list of wants before the fall term starts.