That is like 10 levels of wow. Koalas generally munch, act stoned and angry and prefer to be left alone. Dang. That's amazing.

By "used to word with Phil", do you mean "talk with Phil"? I have never heard this expression before.

Gaulder, paying attention to accuracy and details is important if you're going to be taken seriously. Not doing so is sloppy. Didn't your 5th grade school teacher tell you to read your work over before you hand it in? These days computers have spell checkers. It's not that hard. Pay attention to the details, proofread and spell check before posting. People will be reading what you write.

If Helen of Troy had "the face that launched a thousand ship,"

Ship is singular. Ships is plural. You can't launch a thousand ship. You can launch a thousand ships. Provided that they have them of course.

Tanya, that's probably not the case. The mothering instinct is most likely so strong that the cat would most likely adopt any infant furball. It probably helps that the cat has enough food that it has no need to consider it lunch.

Cute!

And delicious. Nom nom nom.

Argh. This angers me. It's hard enough for frogs to earn enough to get by these days. And now they have to support their child-wives and child wives eat so much. How many bugs do these husband frogs have to catch each day to feed their family now? Unconscionable, I say.

Heh. Try proofreading the articles/missives/letters you write for teh intarwebs for 15 years. Actually, my punctuation was sooo bad that I had to get a child's book for grammar so that I could make sure that I didn't look like an idiot when communicating to thousands of people. What sucks is that the more you get exposed to people who pay little attention to spelling or grammar, the more likely you are to catch their sloppiness. I try to think of it like this, "if you wish to be perceived as someone who knows what they are talking about in the professional world, you'd do well to be able to spell better than a thirteen year old." Bob the Angry Flower has a nice guide on how to use the apostrophe which I have resorted to more than once. After a while, basic rules for using the comma and the apostrophe become second nature. The semi-colon, however, is an elusive conundrum. It is a riddle... inside an enigma... wrapped in bacon.

The 70's now suck just a little bit less. "Dad, I thought they didn't let drunk people make commercials?"

And this does what, exactly?

I LOVE it. And I have a nice lovely fluffy black purrball at home. There is something simply hilarious about a cat when it spazzes out. It becomes the complete antithesis of its ultra cool, calm and collected feline self.

Valid question: why does something being cute make it better? It just looks better, it isn't necessarily really any nicer, sweeter or more beneficial. What gives?

He is the Sir Grapefellow of the oceans. And for that, we love him.

This makes me want to ship a functioning three axis, timed g-meter using different services all over the states.

The reality is that we spend tens to hundreds of millions of dollars a year as a country to deal with unwanted pets.