You only have to cut one of your fingernails a bit shorter then the others to work the iPhone. Could be the new trend, because it shows you own a iPhone.
Or maybe Apple can make an iNail, a nail you can slide back or something, or maybe even conduct electricity?
They should not forget their voluntary disabled clients.

Probably the one She slept with last night.

I has needs!

My friends, they join. Leavins too hard.

Help! I needs a bindle!

I has a lifesavins.

Funniest old fuck on the planet. Could make me laugh, think and cry at the same time. I hope there always will be people like George Carlin, they keep the world sane.

If it's the first time they're together in a room they probably burst out in laughter together, and it will be very hard to speak at all.

Jesus probably breaks the silence by asking how everybody is doing. The others think themselves too holy or self-conscious to start a conversation with strangers.

Saddam's keyring.

Famous last words: "Holy screw top, Batman!"

These are great too, specially the first one:
http://www.danharlow.com/blog/2007/10/12/3d-without-the-glasses/

I've heard that Japanese men are small equipped, but this is ridiculous!

Mr. Sulu...engage!

I would have placed 'The Exorcist' poster much higher in the list. It's an unforgettable image, and it adds something to the movie.