On midsummerday at sunrise a beam of light between his ears reveals the location of his secret nut stash. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Squirrel guards what he thinks is a giant nutcracker, with his life. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Mysterious appearances of the Christian Cross in the sky and on the ground turn out to be squirrel shadows... Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Hey, for a few nuts you can hire me as picnic decoration anyday! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)