Dear lord just stop. Grown men into something created for and marketed to young children. You think that doesn't speak to their state of mind? Collecting these little things and watching the show every day when you're 5 is one thing. When you talk about adults doing it, it's just creepy and raises all sorts of red flags in a mature adults head. Seek help. Figure out what's missing from your life then move on, you're a big boy now.

In a future article we're going to hear this guy's neighbors describe him as "A quiet man, polite enough but kept to himself. Never did see him with a woman. But, I'm not really surprised police found 37 bodies under his porch and a pony costume sewn from human skin"

Please tell me this is some kinda code for old virgins who like horse porn... somehow that would be less creepy.