I have an alarm clock that slaps me in the head (and face). It's called a cat.

How do the dogs and cats open the pockets themselves?

Yes, bad website. Don't click.

My husband owns a 1995 Geo Metro (which he bought new). He's fiercely loyal to it.

A scene from The Fall (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460791/) was filmed here. Most of the visuals in the movie seem like they were digital creations. It's NEAT to see that this place is real.

I know your point is that the imprisoned workers see the "Live Free or Die" motto, but I thought people might be interested to know that NH prisoners make all kinds of wonderful things that you can buy at their store which is called "Corrections Creations."
http://www.nh.gov/nhdoc/nhci/c_creations/
They make "candy dishes" out of license plates
http://www.flickr.com/photos/marcn/8936597/

I have a cat that doesn't have a tooth left in her head and she does just fine.

From the article: "The average size of the American breast has grown from 34B to 36C , according to manufacturers."

So I'm sure they haven't taken into account whether breasts are larger by nature or by surgery; it's just what's reflected in bra sales. I'm betting the increase has more to do with surgery than nature.

You mean "Woolly Allen"

I was a Jr. in high school. As I walked into my history class, my teacher was standing in the doorway. He looked at me and said, "The space shuttle just blew up." Thinking he was kidding with me, I guffawed and said, "It did not." Then he looked at me and said, "No, seriously, it did."

k: You mean "Papa Smurf."

My Jewish aunt would never cook pork or ham in her own home but never had any hesitations about eating as a guest at someone else's home.

I trapped the cat the second time I played.

Dear Neatorama,
Now that everyone's all inflamed about some woman who doesn't want kids, in the interest of equal time please post a story about how "neat" it is that the Duggers are at 17 kids (and probably counting) so we can unleash our vitriol on them too.

also...

Mah Dahvinchee Verneerz. Let me show you them.