What's with the safety straps on a carousel? Are they afraid they'll be trampled by the other horses.

Here's your safety measure - "hey kid, don't fall off the horse".

Awesome, create an "improved" object which requires more complicated recycling techinques and uses more resources to produce. Even though the original object works perfectly well once the user is given 3 minutess of simple training.

Perfect timing for the era that we live in...

Can't believe Betamax was on the list. Before the advent of digital storage, Beta was used as the preferred format in TV broadcasting over the easily degradable VHS. Hardly a useless invention.

Perhaps you should try being a humanist, instead of a feminist. I think the world needs that more right now.
Having to achieve some kind of imposed gender equality in art, defeats the purpose of art itself. Pretty crass demonstration.