My first online name is one I still use frequently: sgruthie, which is short for Supergirl Ruthie. It was the name that the Ouija board spelled out for my mom when she asked the name of the critter currently gestating happily inside her. So the Ouija board was right! Kind of.

The fact that #3 cuts off early, screwing up the rhythm, is totally unforgiveable.

Pointless "me too" comment.

One thing that I ask that you don't do: eliminate seeing posts chronologically. I want to make sure I've seen everything, and to do that, I need at least the option of viewing a chronological archive. Salon is darn near ruined for me now.

Say "Man and Wife!" That's what did me in. The perfect, perfect Princess Bride line for the circumstances.

Jonathan Coulton lyrics work great.

#21 Chili

I'll second the St. Arnold's Lawnmower. Yum!
http://www.saintarnold.com/

I am in complete awe of this. I crochet on a very small scale, but this is so far beyond anything I've done. Just amazing.

"Hey Nellie, it's Kelly. Am I at the right place?"

Vulcan Eager: The first girl who took the slide…notice how she remains seated afterwards…I think she shat in her swimsuit.

I'm guessing the opposite happened. I think water got in. Not pleasant.

I'm pretty sure this started in Houston. (Montrose is the cool part of town.)

http://www.houstonpress.com/2005-12-15/news/knitta-please/

Jason beat me to it. Spamusement was the best.

We went in a DeLorean! I wish I could make some Back to the Future connection, but the movie came out a couple of months after the prom.

Did anybody else read it as "David Mach's Trick Brain"?

Gotta move these (system) administrators, gotta move these color LCDs...