Snort one and you've increased your brain capacity!

Wasn't this posted a few months ago?

"There's one zarkin frood who really knows where his towel is."

Awesome game, but I did have trouble on one level....

If I tried that with my cats, my spleen would be thrown across the room.

Don't see what there is much to be happy about. To make bread I have to spend hundreds of dollars for the substitutes, I went through years of physical and speech therapy, but I still can't understand certain metaphors or sarcasm very well. I can at least tell whether someone is happy, sad or the like though.

Emperor Tomato Catsup: Or better yet, find out what caused it, who made what caused it, and then filed a lawsuit against them?

Emporer Tomato Catsup: So, if you were to go to the doctor and find out you had a tumor the size of a grapefruit in your head, you wouldn't ask how you got it or anything like that eh?

jonsmom: Haha, it didn't work for my kid, but for myself.

jonsmom: So would I, but you just know that they'll never release those numbers.

kb: Is it really terrible if they don't know any alternative?

The closest that has ever been gotten to a cure is therapy, (I'm talking how to react to pressure, speech therapy, and being taught how to act in groups, not that shrink crap and drugs that most people resort to.)and a special "Diet" that consists of no gluten, casein, egg, soy, yeast, or refined sugar. A couple of good books on autism are "Look Me In the Eye" by John Elder Robinson, and "Freaks, Geeks, and Aspergers Syndrome" by Luke Jackson. Cookbooks I can recommend are "The Incredible Edible Gluten-Free Food for Kids" by Sheri L. Sanderson, "Gluten Free Gourmet" by Bette Hagman, "Special Diet Celebrations" by Carol Fenster, and "Special Diet Solutions", also by Carol Fenster.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

(Sorry, didn't realize that others had used the facts I had.)

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Although this is old news, its good to see that it has finally made it out into the world. And although it IS true that there is a risk of having a child with autism if you are over 34, the main risks are the mercury they put into vaccines and heavy metal toxicity. Even when the law for no mercury in them was passed, there was no law saying they couldn't use what they had on hand. And I doubt that there will ever be a cure for Autism, but I'm confident that it can be helped with the right treatment.

Hmmm.... He seems to crave motion, and he seems really nervous about being in a public place... Looks like Autism to me.

Wow, I think I'll do this with the giant drift in front of my garage door.