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But what else would it be? We'll never know now that Earth has been destroyed 2 days before the completion of the ultimate question, even as I'm writing this message 2 days before the destruction of Earth due to the art of Bistromathics. Also, we might also be able to know if Arthur ever manages to go to the 30-foot high letters of fire on top of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the planet of Perliumtarn, which is third closest to the sun Zarss in Galactic Sector QQ7 ActiveJ Gamma, and is guarded by the Lajestic Vantrashell of Lob. But, also as we speak, Arthur has forgotten of this name, being the insepid mammal that he is.

This is a very nice piece of equipment, and was made perfectly for the job it had, even back then. One of the glass circles even unscrewed to get you used to the pressure.

They do the same thing for kids with Autism.

Johnny, I think he would somehow alter it so that you couldn't erase it once he finished.

@ ted

She does sound pretty spoiled. I own two pairs of shoes. One for going to town and for running and another which is a pair of boots, for choring, hiking, etc. And anyway, if you have So much money,what on earth would possess you to just buy hundreds of shoes.

OMG! Its underpants day!

Dear Deborah and Wayne,

We are sorry to have overlooked that small but important feature in our product. Due to your mis-satisfaction, we will kindly offer you your money back. As you'll still have the underpants, I hope that you'll make good use of them, and perhaps have some dolls or small tail-les rodents to put them on.

Also, if you wish to decline the money back offer in turn of another pair of "Fixed" squirrel underpants, we would be delighted to work with you. However, we cannot say that it will fit all squirrels you try them out on, as all squirrels are different, and while some would find it very comfortable indeed, others would find the ones without a hole more comfortable.

However, if you should live in the area of Chernobyl by chance, let us know and we will put a specified number of holes in the underpants for you.

Sincerely,

Neatorama staff

Mankind only made one giant screwup?

Dang. I was waiting for the metal to explode when he put it in the microwave.

This sounds pretty cool, but what should happen if they miss the tumor?

Although I'm against taxidermy, a badger computer case would be pretty cool.

I was thinking just that wicket

The dancing stormtroopers did it for me.

ummm... This has been out for a few months now. I think it was even featured on Neatorama.

This is pretty cool, and is probably even cooler for the burn victims out there.