Oops, I read that as porn dress.

It must be good to hear people in India are stupid.Most often it is people in the USA you hear about ... voting Trump in, drinking bleach, hoarding toilet paper.Still, as long as they all stay in the Northern Hemisphere, their antics and stupidity keep us antipodeans amused.
Oh, FFS, look it up !

Very much a hrm.

I think chips are a great idea, especially with aioli, but I have recently been diagnosed with diabetes so am trying to lose some weight (4.4kgs so far) by not eating any sugar and as few carbohydrates as possible.
The bar code on the back of the neck, a la Bruce Willis (post Moonlighting) and the obligatory mobile communication device have failed to give 'them' a total picture of where we all are at any given time (due to me having no tattoos and leaving the mobile phone at a secret place where I am not at) ... so they will need something soon ... the vaccines will kill off the believers and then the rich inner circle with have an easy job of rounding up the anti-jab scragglers and putting them in a cock ring (no, no, no, the one that has two cocks fighting) to provide entertainment for our multi-billionaire overlords.(Do I need to add a LOL here ?)
FYI - Where I come from, a country with free healthcare, very few guns, and intelligent politicians ... in other words a normal country, the word chips can mean 'breaks a bit off', 'casino money' but mainly deep fried, square shaped lengths of potatoes, approximately 10mm by 10mm by 65mm (ish ..on average), that are sprinkled with salt when cooked.
FYI - Where I come from originally, a country with free healthcare, very few guns, and politicians ... in other words a nearly normal country, flat curvy slices of deep fried potato are called crisps, where I live now they are called chippies. In the USA, a country with pay as you go healthcare, many guns and the weirdest politicians ever, these crisps and chippies are called chips.
P.S. I live in New Zealand.
P.P.S. I originally came from the U.K.

Tattoos are most often a cry for help.I wonder what traumas these two endured as children and teenagers.Good to see they have each other at least.

Aye, me too, religions are so silly.

Yes. I think they meant 'The 100 best sitcoms in the USA, with a few foreign ones thrown in for diplomacy'.They probably have never seen or even heard of 'Outrageous Fortune'.
It is just the same as their 'World Series' ball hitting game, in which 'world' means the USA.

Nah. I got a rabbit from the SPCA that had be homed and brought back twice before I took her, because she is so AGGRESSIVE !I have 6 rescue cats and they are all afraid of her.I'll take the death ray, thanks.

Finally, a genuine reason to lose some weight !

Yeah, good question. I reckon they would have to be well stoned to laugh like that, and so early, and so long (goodbye)

Well, that shames me ... I park outside the supermarket carpark and walk in, because i don't trust other people to not smash their doors into my beautiful Saab.Yes, sometimes when it is pissing down I am tempted, but then I simply go home again and survive on my secret cache of biscuits, sweets, pizza and beer.

We had fish fingers in the UK, same thing I guess, they were lovely.I now live in New Zealand but I might go and buy some tonight !

Learn Japanese

Its metre not meter, meter is a measuring machine such as a speedometer.

Its kiloMETRES, meters are measuring machines like speedometers or electric meters.