And this polished side of the meteorite is due to...

Also: is Neatorama trying to condition its readers to the coming meteorcalypse? Is so thanks! if not, SHAME ON YOU.

Well, I have a gut feeling the dirt will stick up for a long time, unless someone pushes, turns, wipes or stabs it bad.

God bless my young ears and damn the implementation of such a annoying deterrent.

Man, this is so wrong! I usually love steampunkery but copper cogs and cake don't mix.
Signing off for the rest of the week with a gross metallic aftertaste.

I thought we could only clone as far back as 1 million years ago. DNA quality and all that.

Yes, yes, I know you are broken, bleeding and burning alive. Will you stop the screaming and sign this before i help you?
STOP KICKING! see? now sign the pink and yellow copies and we'll get this rescue on.
thanks.

Female art students, this is important.

They don't need the Earth and could be easily and remorelessly sent to Mars. I only see solutions.

Thankfully we live in a cancer erradicated world, a fruitfull beyond our wildest imaginings economy which allows this once coveted facility by millons of suffering humans to be offered without remorse to a one in kind, almost extinct bird.

Cthulhu would call this his home

And this coming from the land of Kamasutra and temples whose facades are covered with statues doing EVERYTHING.