CNN is so lame, calling it "a morning" when it was in fact an hour. Charli's right, that's enough time to hustle through three marquee rides unimpeded.

Having all those characters come pouring out at you would be a major rush though. That was a great touch, But then again, what wold the park do? Let them wander around with nothing but that disney muzak on? That would have made a very surreal home video.

Well, of course they're bunny ears, duh ... what, do you think they have cable up there or something?

There was a guy on American Inventor last week trying to hawk basically this same thing for humans -- a pad you stick down in your underwear.

It sounds like a good idea for about a half a second.