Sheila's faith in her doctor was diminished when she took his advice to "go outside and get some air" and yet the pounds stayed on.

I'll try it again without the "moderation request" trigger...

I am sure there are ways to “entice” him to tell people where the money is. Every human body and mind has weaknesses- it is just a matter of finding which one is this CLOWN’s weakness and have fun with it.

I am sure there are ways to "entice" him to tell people where the money is. Every human body and mind has weaknesses- it is just a matter of finding which one is this scumbag's weakness and have fun with it.

Oprah's new lunch box?

"There, there, T- I know you weren't really pitying that fool but he didn't know that."

100% here- although I had to sacrifice a few neurons to get it.

It is pretty pathetic that so many people find it hard to recognize someone's hard work and congratulate them on a task done to completion. I am curious to know how many of you "won't get laid", "OCD!!" morons have taken a task to completion or have dedicated yourselves so completely to something that improves the world in some way.
I recommend you dismount your high horses and arrogant attitudes until you do something even close to what this young man has accomplished.
I no longer wonder why this country is heading down the toilet when we have hateful jack asses who cannot bare to congratulate someone without sniping at them.
What a bunch of useless tools.

I could see using one of these to gather worms for fishing the following day... maybe.

I read 12 of the 100. Nine were read because I was required to read them in school so perhaps I can really only claim 3?

"Hmph! As a matter of fact, NO, Phillip Four, I did NOT expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

I would probably be more convincing if I could type better than a fish but apparently I cannot. I meant to say "I am at the zenith of animalia" but was too busy showing off by shaking my head to type it properly.

So I am at the animalia because I can shake my head "no"? So can my wife which is why the trait will not be passed to another generation.

But will he pick you up at the airport?

Rocky hit the nail DIRECTLY on the head. If we rid of 90% of the useless bureacrats and put the money saved into the classrooms then we would probably see a sizeable increase in the quality of the education our children receive. Naturally, the odds of the education system doing away with resource wasting unions and bureaucrats is as likely as my having a colo-primate-ectomy.

Why not? There is only enough room for one Seal in the music industry so....