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The video didn't say what would happen if someone ate one of the bugs. My guess is: nothing. Personally, I would rather eat a few tiny insects than all the chemicals that get slathered on the berries before they hit the table (not to mention the soap in the video.) What people seem to forget is that fruit and vegetables come out of the DIRT. Bugs crawl all over them constantly as they're growing. Big deal. That's NATURAL.

So yes, I do wash my produce--but not because of strawberry bugs.

And I thought I was geeky, having Cinderella and Prince Charming on mine!

Chuck Norris doesn't need a chainsaw and flamethrower. That is an insult to his awesomeness. All he needs are his fists and a good roundhouse kick.

Yes, my family eats black-eyed peas on New Years, too. The idea is that if you eat them on New Years, you'll be financially prosperous all year. I thought it was just a southern thing.

Mike, what do you mean true Christians don't believe in the trinity? The Bible doesn't mention the word 'trinity' specifically, consider Matthew 28:19: "therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit" and 2Corinthians 13:14: "The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ and the love of God and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with all of you." Together, the three mentioned in these verses form the holy trinity.

'True Christians consider it blasphemous' is an extreme--and false--blanket statement. Far from considering the trinity blasphemous, a great many Christian denominations--such as baptists--have the idea at the heart of their core beliefs.

Personally, I love SPAM. -Nothin' better than SPAM patty melts. And the quiche he talked about on the web site--better than regular quiche, in my opinion! Get the SPAM cook book if you can. Some of the recipes are a little weird, but most of them--like SPAM 'crab' cakes--are excellent.

Coming soon from the creator of 'The Book of Bunny Suicides': 'The Book of Chihuahua Suicides'!

Reminds me of 'Kingdom Keepers' by Ridley Pearson (a hilarious read, btw.) Part of the novel takes place in those same tunnels.

Oh, really? That's great! I can't wait!

(And yes, the idea is stupid; that's the point. But that doesn't necessarily mean it will fail. Just look at 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force,' for example.)

I know! I love Geico's metro cavemen! If only they could find a way to work in the cute little Geko, too...

I beg to differ. My dad was bitten by a brown recluse spider about a year ago, and it looked just like that. The flesh around the bite started to rot away, and he was in constant pain. It didn't completely heal for a good six months.
Nasty little things, those spiders...

-That and the fact that a sheep would probably eat dog food anyway. I know my goat does, and I don't think they're that different. They're not very finicky creatures. The fact that the article says otherwise just supports idea that the story is completely false.

I LOVE Psychonauts! Why did it get overlooked? It has mutant lungfish and a giant two-headed, psychic circus acrobat! What's not to love?

'I plan to return it to the burrow and reseal it so that it cannot be rediscovered.'

-Sounds like someone who doesn't want scientists to come out and easily prove him wrong...

Although, I do believe that one day people are going to *really discover a 'creature of legend.' Probably not a fairy, but who knows? It's a big world. But maybe that's the the spec-fic writer in me.